That New Car Smell!

In only 4 hours I will be receiving my brand new 2008 Toyota Prius in Barcelona Red! Everybody, put your hands in the air and wave 'em around like you just don't care!

I actually can't wait to get my car...I bought it on eBay from a dealership in Texas. They actually arranged for someone to drive the car down to me in Florida. It would have cost me about $900 to ship the car but the dealer said for $550 they would have someone deliver it to me and fly back! Score!

Actually, I got the idea from my friend's mom who got her new car on eBay. I realized this was the answer to my prayer of not having to go into a car dealership to purchase a car. It's such a personally disgusting process to buy a car. I hate going there. I hate hearing all the salesman bullshit. I hate the HOURS they keep you there going back and forth over the cost of the car. They're just hoping that if they keep you there long enough, you're less likely to get up and walk away. And they're probably right 99% of the time. You get so frustrated sitting there that you cannot bear to walk away and start all over again at another dealer.

Well, screw you car dealers!! I'm not going to sit in your stupid dealerships anymore! I'm buying everything online now...from underwear to cars! Of course, only the cars will be pre-owned...I need the undies to be new.